Coklat.. lat.. lat.. lat..

Title ntah pape ntah... aku pun x tau nak buh title ape yg menarik.. korang ade cadangan x?? kalo korang bg cadangan title yg menarikk aku bagi satu cokelat choki.. mau?? cedapp weyh... buh kt roti.. pastu gulung...ke korang x kenal choki??

kt bawah nih ade gmbo beliau.. Mr.Choki ...

murah jer hege beliau nih.. boleh di dapati di mane2 kedai berhampiran.. heheh

Stop!! nih ape kes cite choki nih.. aku mau cite bende len nih.. tp adek badik gaks laa.. buat pengetahuan korang.. kalo korang mau tau laa.. x mo tau sudah!!! emo plak ko nih... heheh aku sukeee mkn coklatt!!!! suke banget!!! Ari nih aku dpt cokelat yg aku suh member aku blikan dr langkawi.. jadi keje aku dr pagi.. asik mkn coklat jer laaa.. mau skit??? x leh.. bli sndiri.. nih coklat AKU YANG PUNYAA!!!hohohoho...aku x bape oke ari nih.. harap maklum yerk...

So tgh syok² aku mencekik coklat nih... Tetibe...aku terpikir... and tersedar...

Aku kan mauu diettt... nape aku asik mkn bende² yang leh menggemukkan nih!!! aaaaaa.... jadi sebab kan aku x dpt nak trime hakikat yg aku x leh nak mkn coklat nih. so aku pun gi jumpe Mr Google.. utk cr ape khasiat coklat nih....

Setelah pertemuan aku ngan Mr. Google.. aku rase legaaa.. Aku x perlu risau lagiiiii... aku leh mkn coklattt.. bile2 jerk yg aku mauuuu.... terlaluuuu byk khasiat yg selame 25 tahun aku idup kt muke bumi nih.. aku x pnah tau pun.. yg aku tau makan.. makan.. makan..!!

Sebabkan terlalu byk khasiat nyer jadi aku amik skit jer laa nak share ngan korang sumeee.. salah satu nyer kan...


Coklat mencegah dari kite.. sakit jantung & kanser...

huh.. mcm kejam sgt je gambo di atas kan...

Leh menjadikan sebagai penenang di kala waktu x tenang dan meningkat tahap rase sihat sebab kite akan rase GEMBIRE!!!

Coklat jugakk menguatkan sistem pertahanan badan kite.. mengelakkan kite dari kene selsema.. .. Achummm!!


And khasss buat pmpuan.. coklat leh mengurang rase kesakitan bile kite datang bulan... jeng jeng...

Jadi moh ler kite makan coklatt!!!! Hoye!!!

PMS tu hanye lah Psikologi !

Hari ini aku nak berkongsi skit pasal isu PMS nih.. bukan untuk kaum pmpuan jerk.. tp kepade kaum lelaki gaks.. (tp ade ke blogger laki yg singgah kt blog aku nih.. aahh hentam sajalah!) ape2 pun sharing is caring kan...

Bagi kaum2 hawa.. mesti dah biase ngan perkataan PMS nih kan… aku rase laki pun dah tau.. cume ayat dorang bukan laa PMS tapi “ datang bulan “ or “bendera jepun “ ke.. yeke.. hahha pandai2 jer aku kan…itu yg aku biase dgr laa dari mulut laki..Tapi for those yang x tau.. nih nak cite skit.. PMS adalah Premenstrual syndrome.. bukan down sindrome okeh... sindrom nih berlaku atau menyerang seminggu atau dua minggu sebelum datang bulan... BUKAN WAKTU DATANG BULAN.. ehem.. ehem.. ambil sile ambil perhatian.. hehehe

Ape yg aku nak share sebenaryer bukan symptom2 PMS tapi aku nak cite pasal kedatangan PMS ni hanyalah PSIKOLOGI semata2...

Betul ke??

I yerk.. hehhe konfiden jerk aku jawab kan.. aku ade bace satu artikel nih... and sumber nyer dari Jabatan Perkhidmatan Kesihatan dan Manusia, Amerika Syarikat. Hehe rase2 mcm logik jerk ape yg disampaikan tu..

Artikel tu kate PMS ni bukan penyakit dan lebih kepada psikologi, ramai yg beranggapan PMS sebagai ‘senjata’ yang diperbesarkan untuk memperolok-olokkan wanita..

Olok2kan wanita? Apekah itu? Mcm x besh jerk kann bunyinyer..

Maksudnyer , asal pmpuan bad mood ke... atau emosi terlebih ke.. Mesti kate “ tengah dtg bulan laa tuh” erkk.. ayat tuh korang biase dgrkan.. simptom2 PMS nih memang banyak and yg paling femess skali bab tekanan dan masalah emosi laa kan.. hahah tuh yang asal org pmpuan marah2 jerk.. PMS laa penyebabnyer..!! hah.. cian Cik PMS nih di persalahkan jerk…cik ke die..??

Ada penyelidikan yg mendakwe perubahan dlm diet dan pengambilan sesetengah vitamin serta mineral membantu wanita menangani PMS... ha.. so bagi yang diet ngan x betul atau x ckup vitamin mmg akan mengalami masalah PMS yg teruk laah.. Vitamin E, B6, multivitamin dan magnesium dikatakan memberi KESAN EFEKTIF pada kewujudan PMS ni, tetapi sebagai manusia, setiap orang ade perasaann.. x kire laa lelaki atau pmpuan, so ade mase mmg kite akan marah.. menyampah and mcm2 lagi..

Sebenarnye kalo korang nak tau PMS ni lebih kpd bagaimane sesorang pmpuan itu kendalikan perasaan dan dirinye die sendiri. Menjadikan PMS sebagai ‘lesen’ untuk korang2 kaum hawa memarahi orang lain atau menuding jari kat orang lain bukanlah satu langkah yang bijak.. jeng jeng.. itu kate org yg tulis artikel tuh laa. Bukan aku eh... (insaf jap aku ) and katenyer lagi jika kite mempunyai jati diri yang tinggi, PMS tidak akan menjejaskan kualiti peribadi kite..

Jadi kesimpulan yang dapat di buat.. kalo time kite2 marah... kite jgn anggap PMS la puncenyer..tapi sebenarnyer adalah dtg dari kite sndiri.. hahah... aku pndai ckp kat sini.. tp aku kalo time cenggitu dah x leh nak kaver dah... ape2 pun.. renung2kan..

sumber gambar: dari pacik google.. heheh


Wassalam...

Oh..So "Pretty Woman"

Terbace kesah kt bawah nih kt blog seseorang.. menarik! huhuh mcm2 spesies org skang nih.. hehehe ...

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? <---Giler desperate minah nih.. bengang plak aku...huhuh
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) <-- cari laa sndiri laa wey!

2) Which age group should I target? <-- 100thn...

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys. <-- nak ku tgk sgt muke die yg lawo sgt nih... aihh..

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)


Ms. Pretty


An awesome reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan: (Part nih aku suke sgt bace)

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.



The answer is very simple, so let me explain..

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. <--- kuang.. kuang... kuang..


By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. <--- kene lagi... besh!

I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool..

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO