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07 May, 2010

Hari yg muram.. suram.. gelap.. mendung...

Emm.. x tau nak describe camne aku rase ari nih..

Ade rs mcm nak nangess... rase bosan... marah... benci... menyesal... serabut.... tensenn!!

Susah kite nak bagi org paham ape exactly yg kite rase n lalui skang... x tau nak jelaskan dlm bentuk ape.. percakapan ke.. penulisan ke..

Silap cakap leh jadi gaduh.. leh jadi mcm2 perkare negetif.. len kite nak sampaikan len plak yang di terime.. (mungkin gaye penyampaian aku tuh kot x bape nak betul)

Tapi?

Kalo x luahkan hati sendiri yang sakit.. waaaaa!!!

huhuuh... hope ape yg aku rase ni x lame... aku nak biarkan mase yg menentukan... bak kate omputeh.. let time flies..

sorry.. sebab entry kali nih lebih beremosi ..

14 April, 2010

Pale ku pening...

Salam Satu Malaysia!

Ape kabar sumee?? Bella?? HEBAT!! aaaa yeke hebat..hahaha skang nih tgh pening palee sebab semalam tido lambat gilerss bukan sebab excited nak gi keje (setelah sekian lame cuti exam)heheh tp sebab terlebih sudah tido... hohoho jaadi smlm.. mate nih ngengadeee x nak melelapkan diri beliau.. Puas pejam... puas dah berangan.. puas dah golek sane sini.. tp x leh gak.. tuh yg masuk opis ari nih lemauu semacam jerk.... adehh...

Ekceli x de idea nak buh ape kat entry kali nih.. tapi x nak biarkan blog nih menyepi jadi aku nak pot pet laa skit2 buat syarat.... Alhamdulillah sebab exam dh lepass.. walaupun byk jgak laa rintangan yg terpakse ku lalui...hohohoh short sem x lame jerk lagi.. dh kene start blaja balik.. waaaaaa bile nak abes blaja nih... adehh..( budak pemalas!!)

Semakin hari.. semangat nak blaja tuh dah x de... malasss yg melantun2... nih laa dugaanyer kan kalo blaja waktu keje..tapi ape2 pun duit pun dh byk perabih... kene jugak abeskan walau cmne skalipun... chaiyok!!!!

Hem ha.. sebelum aku terlupe laa kan.. saje nak tnyer korang.. if korang ade tempat2 makan yg menarik sekitar lembah klang... bg tau laa kt aku... leh aku gi singgah.. rase nak jadikan hobi jalan jalan cari makan...

Okeh!! setakat ini dulu coretan dari aku... kalo ade idea nanti..aku akan buh lagi laaa eh..

Wassalam...

11 February, 2010

Driving Home one Afternoon..

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.

The cars are racing down the highway - 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can't outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"

02 February, 2010

Oh..So "Pretty Woman"

Terbace kesah kt bawah nih kt blog seseorang.. menarik! huhuh mcm2 spesies org skang nih.. hehehe ...

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? <---Giler desperate minah nih.. bengang plak aku...huhuh
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) <-- cari laa sndiri laa wey!

2) Which age group should I target? <-- 100thn...

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys. <-- nak ku tgk sgt muke die yg lawo sgt nih... aihh..

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

An awesome reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan: (Part nih aku suke sgt bace)

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.

The answer is very simple, so let me explain..

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. <--- kuang.. kuang... kuang..

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. <--- kene lagi... besh!

I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool..

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

26 January, 2010

Meh nengok .. eheheh

Huhu ari nih aku rase ngantukk sgt.. tapi aku rase aku tau nape.. bukan sebab aku x ckup tido tp dr pagi tadi ..aku duk mencekik jerk... pagi nih aku dh telan nasi lemak.. sambil2 buat2 keje aku aku mkn kuih.. skit2 aku makan.. tetibe bile aku kire ade laa dlm 6 biji kuih... Thanks to ika sebab mak die buat kuih kacang ke ape namenyer yg sedap.. heheh nyami nyami..

So akibat dari sume tuh.. aku ngantuk tahap kambing dah nih.... x leh nak fokus..Jadi untuk menghilang kan ngantuk aku nih.. aku pun saje laa mencari-cari gambo2 yg kelakar n pelik...

ni laa hasilnyee...